Seriously, that's the local holiday today. It's to kick off Bratfest, see. Everyone's supposed to stop by a parking lot staffed by local news personalities and pick up a friggin' sausage for breakfast. This is no small thing, people. It's THE WORLD'S LARGEST BRATFEST. This is, after all, the brat capitol of the world.
As soon as he remembered what day it was, Harry threw on some clothes and set off toward the smell of pork as fast as he could. I told him to bring me one, too. Hold the onions.