Don't you want to come out and play with us? Have some bup? Be more like this guy, Harry the naked truck driver,
who walks around and has a shadow?
It's cool that he lives outside me, and you should think about that, too, since I am getting more uncomfortable by the second and none of my shoes fit anymore, and my back hurts. Also, it is nice out here. See the blue sky?
Your dad and I even practiced taking care of 2 kids. It was cool.
Also cool? Us! We'll let you finger paint a lot, and we'll probably finger paint you.
Harry might even let you wear his fire fighter hat (but probably not, so you shouldn't ask).
And we'll buy you stuff-- like this 75-cent shovel-- that is so cool you want to nap with it.
So really, kid. I have 4 more rhetorical criticism papers to grade and a paper to give at a conference tomorrow, and then let's do this thing, what do you say?
your mom who has really bad heartburn and about 13 extra chins.