"That sounds completely not fun," he said. "Not fun at all," he repeated, in case I didn't hear him.
And you know what?
With that kind of attitude, it sure wasn't.
I mentioned that our floors are being replaced, right? Well they're not the only thing that's screwed up in this house. Our kitchen cabinets aren't level, so the counter top slopes toward the floor, meaning any water we get on the counter slops down the fronts of the cabinets and onto the floor. NOT COOL. Not cool at all. The bottom-side of the counter top is totally ruined all around the sink (and random other places). At first, the builder wanted to have the counter top guys come and sand down the bottom of the counters and seal them, but we freaked out. Then they discovered that the counters weren't level, and now the cabinet people have to come in and fix the cabinets (replacing some fronts and leveling them all); then we'll get a new piece of counter. We went back and forth with the warranty department about the counters because we wanted to chuck the old ones and get new ones, with an upgraded surface (we totally HATE our counters), but we decided to keep the old ones for now (well, new counters, but the same pattern/surface). So, we're getting a back splash and a new kitchen sink (I hate our kitchen sink) and, you know, floors.
Such a pain in the ass, right? Right. Expect lots more complaining as the date draws near, and I have to take everything out of my kitchen cabinets and not use the main floor of my house for a couple of days. Bah.
And now! With no segue! Cooper! In a diaper!
|Doesn't he look like he's going to move any second? Totally misleading; he just flops forward and slithers on his tummy.|
|He's totally judging me|
|I love how round he is-- round head, round face, round nose, round eyes, round eyebrows.|
|2 great things about this picture: his fat, fat knee and the eye lashes on his little shadow|
|Where did his lips go?|