You guys, it is my bedtime, and I am still hungover. In other words, last night was fun.
But this morning-- I am getting way too old for these mornings.
I walked pretty far this morning to go get my car-- Ben's Prius, actually. And you know how you just need to stand near a Prius with your keys and it unlocks? I must have stood leaning on my car for like 2 solid minutes before I realized I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING KEYS.
I don't think I brushed my teeth last night because when I was cleaning our room I found my gum on the headboard. Also, I was wearing a full face of makeup including long-wear lipstick when I woke up this morning.
Then at the grocery store, I forgot to buy milk. MILK.
I have been fuzzy all day long.
I only got dressed-- in clean yoga pants to replace the questionable ones I wore all day-- at like 4, so I have no pictures from today Instead enjoy these from earlier in the week:
Math games day for first grade-- I got the always popular magna-tile station
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
As, I learned after dinner when Ben had Harry at lacrosse and I didn't know what to do with the rest of the circus until bedtime, does jumping in mud puddles.
Clearly, all 3 of them loved it.
Monday, May 25, 2015
The boys and I skipped Cooper's nap and met 5 grown-up friends and 6 more kiddos at the Dream Lounger theater to watch Tomorrowland. I mean, I will see any movie in those seats, and I like George Clooney as much as the next chubby suburban mom, so it was pretty fun.
Saturday, May 23, 2015
When I woke up this morning, I thought I might die from my hangover.
Then I realized the house still smelled like backyard bonfire blowing in through the windows.
And finally, I noticed that my ridiculous arms and chest sunburn was still bright pink.
An excellent start to the day.
Not nearly as excellent, though, as Dorothy found Tuesday's after school cookies. Tuesday was also notable because we went to the bar after PTO.