And you know what? I can't STOP EATING.
Part of me thinks we might have another baby, so I have been reluctant to get my crazy giant eating under control (not sure how to punctuate that but OBVS mean that I eat like a crazy fucking giant (see thigh-arms)). But then we had so much fun with our kids this weekend, and I realized that I will always have to mourn the last baby no matter which baby that is, and it's great to go out for brunch and do fun things around town with these very kids that we have right now. Will a baby cramp our styles and strain our budget? So, anyway, I NEED TO STOP EATING SO MUCH but today I ave had a brat and fries for lunch and nachos and champagne for dinner, so shit.
But, BONUS! Harry got a FitBit from my parents for his birthday, so I am working so hard to keep up with him. Which I never will.
Jack!! LOVES TO VACUUM! This is obviously a wonderful development.
Friday, June 24, 2016
I am so tan I look like a California Raisin (there's a dated reference if ever there was one), and I use sunscreen every time I go to the pool. I am starting to take it personally--like I have too much area to cover for sunscreen to help me. I definitely need more than a shot glass, that's for sure.
Cooper had his first tee ball game, and even though it didn't start until 15 minutes before the little kids' bedtime (fuck you, summer activities. some of us put our kids to bed super early so we can watch bad TV and drink vodka lemonade slushies), we all went to watch, even though we knew that would probably end badly.
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
I am not really a helicopter mom, but for some reason, dropping Jack off at a junior high 15 minutes from our house and running 15 minutes to Costco and back (plus madcap shopping time) made me all freaked out. I was so worried he wouldn't be there when we got back (LATE because I SUCK). But, of course he was, and in further evidence of my total suckitude, I got the pick up time wrong and he still had 20 minutes left to play.
It has been cool at night and in the morning here, but my little walking buddy decided about 15 minutes in that her footie pajamas were too warm. I mean. Duh.
hot and spicy cheese bread, and a magic coffee. TOTAL WIN.
This cake with a double batch of this icing was AMAZING and wonderful and I wanted to make out with it.
We finished the day at a lovely barbecue filled with dripping, happy kids and delicious fajitas.