Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Happy Birthday, America. I got you a sprinkler

Did we talk about the unicorn yet?

Because I spent a couple of weeks looking at it on Instagram where it would turn up on random people's posts and then I bought it when it came back in stock at Target because I couldn't help it, OK?

I mean, HOW COULD I HELP IT?








Ben took one look at it and was like THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T CHOOSE OUR CHRISTMAS TREE, which I think is a reference to my consistent pattern of buying stuff that's too big for our space.

Also, of course this is a front yard unicorn, right?  I mean, it would be TOTALLY wasted in the back yard.

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