For some reason I will never understand, I only bought 3 floaties and 3 buckets when I made my Target order. And to heck with narrative structure and a darn story arc, I am just going to tell you, the kids fought like wild animals over the beach and pool toys for like 5 days before we wised up and bought more HASHTAG NEVER AGAINSea Pines Beach Club, our very favorite place in the whole continental US.
Not pictured, the 6 of us playing Cards Against Humanity and drinking champagne after dinner while the kids slept.
How could this trip get any better?!