Some asshole hit Ben's black Camry tonight when it was parked in the driveway just minding its own business.
Check it out: The idiot totally hit the door
then kept going and hit the back panel, too.
It's like the moron felt the car hit the other car but didn't realize it was a car that s/he was hitting, so s/he stepped ON THE GAS because s/he didn't understand why his/her car wasn't moving. Also, what was that crunching sound? Do you think it was the snow?
Do you know what I bet? I bet the driver bought a bunch of stuff at the Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale today. I also bet the driver had 2 small kids with him/her while s/he was shopping and didn't have time to try stuff on or even choose it very carefully, and I bet s/he was rushing back to the mall before it closed after his/her kids were in bed to return some bras s/he grabbed in the wrong size.
I have another clue: the person who hit the black Camry was driving a red Camry-- that's kind of funny, huh?
It probably is funny if you are not that person who had to file 2 insurance claims tonight and has backed every car she has ever owned into something. ALso the driver's husband didn't think it was too funny at first, but he's coming around.