The title pretty much says it all.
But you guys.
I have never in my whole life (even when I got fat on Taco Bell and fountain Mountain Dew my sophomore year in college-- even when I got fat on Bagel and Deli and milkshakes my first year of grad school in Ohio) felt this ugly and dumpy and gross. PERFECT time to pay for pro pics, huh?
Usually I love being pregnant and think I am totally adorable (until I have the baby and look at all my pregnancy photos and gawk at my girth), but this time I just feel so fat.
My underwear is tight.
Maternity jeans give me muffin top.
My yoga pants are stretched so thin you can see cellulite through them.
And to top it all off, my skin is shit. I have wrinkles around my eyes and on the tops of my cheeks ALL THE TIME and not just when I smile, and my hair is stuck in an absolutely horrible shoulder-length awkward spot.
You know that awful old wives tale about how girls steal your beauty when you're pregnant? Well not to go all Snow White's step mother, but yeah. That.